We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
