You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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