god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
