Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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