Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I wish you could order shots online.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
im on a boat
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