I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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