i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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