Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
