is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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