just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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