you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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