If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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