i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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