Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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