Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
