we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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