who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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