I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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