just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I hope mine doesn't look like that
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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