Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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