Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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