What did we do last night that was yellow?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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