i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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