i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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