this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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