Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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