I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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