Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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