She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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