But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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