what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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