And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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