Got a toothbrush?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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