i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
