You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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