oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
