Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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