For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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