apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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