Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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