talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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