ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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