Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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