You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
