So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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