Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
