I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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