How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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