everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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