its not stalking. its research.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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