I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Randomize
