His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize