JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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