i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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